Is Your Girlfriend A Horse?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
Service 1

Save your gems.

Precious gems belong with humans,
not with horses.
 

Read more
Service 2

Hooves can't use tools.

Don't get stuck with a companion that can't measure objects, or use a pencil.
 

Read more
Service 3

Sleep... or anger?

A horse goes to sleep when you put a box on her head. Not a girlfriend. Don't find out the hard way.

Read more

We have the answer you need.

Take the test.

Testimonials

Author 1

"I didn't know. Now, I can make the right decisions in my life... our lives."

- Lumpo Rungus
Author 2

"He thought I was a horse for years. I finally proved him wrong."

- Princess Potatoes
Author 3

"(whinnies)"

- Horse

Not Endorsed By These Companies:

Client Name
Client Name
Client Name
Client Name
Client Name
Client Name
Client Name
Client Name
Client Name
Client Name
Client Name
Client Name